Twatterama

He is scathing. He is hilarious. In short, he is scathingly hilarious.

Or maybe that's hilariously scathing.

Either way, our (meaning mine and his) deep commitment to the downfall of the distendedly hemorrhoidal, oozingly infectious Tom Cruise binds us together in only the way that superficial, anonymous blogging can.

His post today requires some mental gymnastics as Hey There Skippy leads us from The Classics to the Afflicted with Venereal Disease.

Thank you HTS, for being such a catty bitch.